Syndicate, my favourite computer game of all time and a game that I had long joked I would fund a remake of were I independently wealthy, has been refused classification (and thereby banned) in Australia. I will be writing more on that later, but for today I would like to investigate the likelihood of the classification review board – who review the classification board’s decisions where required – of overturning the decision.
According to the board’s website, the board is
an independent statutory body whose members are chosen from a range of backgrounds to broadly represent the Australian community.
So in order to make sure that Australia’s supposed thirst for censorship is correctly approached, a posse of completely different people that represent every nook and cranny of our civil and confident society has been hand picked by politicians. Each independently can bring their own perspective and advocate their section of the community. Right? Meet the board.
- Victoria Rubensohn is a convenor of the board and is a white, middle-aged woman who has a history of serving on several different types of boards and committees (like the Australian Broadcasting Tribunal). She has university degrees in law and arts.
- Fiona Jolly is the deputy convenor. She’s a white, middle-aged woman who has a history of serving on several different types of boards and committees (like the YWCA board). She has a degree in law and arts.
- Ann Stark is a psychologist with the requisite degree in psychology. She’s white, middle aged and has extensive experience in a number of community organisations; like boards and committees.
- Helen Blundell has a degree in arts and a degree in law. She’s on boards and committees (including the YWCA board like Fiona Jolly), she’s white and middle aged.
- Melissa De Zwart is involved with several local community groups like boards and committees. She’s middle aged and white, and she holds a degree in arts and law.
- Jane Smith is a middle-aged white woman who has a degree arts like everyone else on the board except Ann Stark, and she has a psychology degree like Ann Stark. She’s Chair of the Committee for Revision of Mobile Premium Services (MPS) Codes and has experience with other community orgs like boards and committees.
- Peter Attard presumably represents the men of Australia; the white and middle aged ones. Peter’s involved in a bunch of other community organisations like the Australian Teachers of Media (ATOM), judged ATOM student film awards and is a member of the Victorian Institute of Teaching.





